Hello loonies...
This is Mental Disorder Hotline!
If you are schizophrenic, press 1. No, you others not!
Are you depressed, press 2 and listen to Mozart's Requiem.
If you are paranoid, hang up!!! They already have you! They put a trace on your phone and they live behind the walls!
You have suicidal tendencies? Hang up and get yourself a nice rope.
Confide in me.
Nope...I'm not mad....
We're just hearing a lecture on mental disorders....
If you are schizophrenic, press 1. No, you others not!
Are you depressed, press 2 and listen to Mozart's Requiem.
If you are paranoid, hang up!!! They already have you! They put a trace on your phone and they live behind the walls!
You have suicidal tendencies? Hang up and get yourself a nice rope.
Confide in me.
Nope...I'm not mad....
We're just hearing a lecture on mental disorders....
posted by Dr. Gregory House at Thursday, December 14, 2006
2 Comments:
I like the song!
But I could do with a good cup of coffee now. My mind feels somewhat dizzy now ...
God, the lecturer should be behind thick walls!
Maybe he's no doctor at all but an inhabitant of that loony bin...
Maybe the doctor's locked in somewhere.
C'mon...let's sneak off to cafeteria. Murdock's not looking for a minute. Off we go!
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